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shagbands

my personal feelings:

pizza is lush
i am cush
potato is mush
rocks get a push
and are easy to crush
i live in a bush
i get hyper off slush
my toilet wont flush
i wont shush
periods gush
i just made up the word zush

i lurrve shag bands
P.S ill snap any shag band wiv anyone
P.S.S i like gold but i also like blue but which one is better can u guess?
P.S.S.S btw the answer is FIGHT!

DEAR SANTA.

I DONT WANT MUCH FOR CHRISTMAS
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS:
A PONY
14 SHAG BANDS OF EACH COLOUR
JUPITERS THIRD MOON
A LARGE AMOUNT OF COTTON WOOL(FOR REASONS YOU DONT WANNA KNOW)
ONE OF UR ELVES(WHICHEVER ONE YOU DONT WANT,WHICH I EXPECT IS ALL OF THEM)
MY CAT BACK(YOU MONSTER)
A STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARY
AND FINNALLY:
GODS INDEX FINGER FROM HIS LEFT HAND
YOUR HAT
A CAN OF IRN-BRU
A COUPLE OF YORKIES
AND MORE SHAG BANDS

love the shag band

shaggy band r well kwl these r wot all da colours mean
pink = full on sex!
black = shagg!
green = hug!
purple = blowjob!
orange = marry!
white = strip!
yellow = best friend !
Blue = oral sex!
red = lap dance!
hahahahahahahahahaha lol they r soo funny x

hey there this is what it means in my school
pink-flash
black-in the dark
purple-pull
blue-oral
dark blue- blow job
yellow- hug
orange-marry
green-best friend
red- rainbow kiss
white- girls choice
i love them they are soooooo cool =]

shag band r realy klw but theve been band in our scl but i still take em anyway lol

in my skool its like this:its different to da of y’alls BUT IM IN PRIM SKOOL so its not rude like sex and stuff this is what it means if ya brak it

Pink-daring
Black-you like the person who told you bout shag bands
White-OK,BUT DONT BREAK IT!!
Green-Love’n'peace
RoyalBlue-Moody
Turquise-Glam or handsome
Yellow-Happy
Orange-Fruity
Red-Evil
Purple-Hyper

hello:L

my mom snaped my black one what do i do?

black- sex
yellow- kiss
pink- winch
red- dry sex
purple- hug
green- something will happen
blue- fall in love with the snapper
orange- BJ
dont know the rest….

thats all the people at my school say they mean

someone broke my black one at skwl lol

heyy i like shag bands but i aint got any *tear* but i hav heard tht if u wear a white 1 it saves u if any break but if u dont wanna b saved thn stuff tha white 1’s

I love shag bands ^^
especialy since one of em made my crush kiss me. amazing xD
Nearly everyone in my school wears them! The shop Clairs has tons of them.

yeah i ike shag bands but there is no official colour thing!!!
in my school its

orange- rainbow kiss
red- lapdance
green- sex on grass
pink- flash
blue- oral
black- sex
light purple- pull
dark purple- anal
mauve kinda thing- hickey
white- snappers choice
yellow- hug
and there are others but thats all i know, i like to link mine up!!:D

hiyaaa thomas xx

uu can snap ma gold band i will dae uu aw nite!!
i huv added uu on msn:)

byee babe xxxxxx

p.s. had lots of experince!;)xxxxxxxxxx

I staped the black one once and had to do it .it was discusting

well dis is wat dey mean in mi skool

black-hardcore sex
blue-underwater orgasam
pink-kiss and hug
yellow-blowjob
orange-finger
green-lickout
purple-breaker pics

ive had a few broke

shag bands are kool ive broke 16 and had sex 16 times

some we slags on this ae? aye there great.. but anybody:O?

@hoty
yeahh cus nobody will break yours hahahaha lmfao
i get 40 a week
as you can tell imm a busy guy none left allredy

if anyone wants to breack a shag band with me, just give me a note on shagbands.co.uk plz!

i have shag bands this is wot it means
pink = full on sex!
black = shagg!
green = hug!
purple = blowjob!
orange = marry!
white = strip!
yellow = best friend !
Blue = oral sex!
red = lap dance!
my purple 1 broke coz me and my gf was messing around and u no wot happens next

IV GOT 12497 SHAGBANDS

UNSER SOMEONE

I AM 19 YOU DONT WONT TO MESS WIS ME.

okaii yous are all really imature little cunts to be quite honest ^_^ get a grip of your sad little lives, stop shaggin random we kiddies yah craddle snatchers
i wear a lot of these so called “shag bands” all the time, i wear them cause i like the way they look, not cause of this stupid wee “trend” ive been wearin em since i was 10 im nearly 16 now, get a grip aye? if you want this shit to happen to you get a bf/gf? idiots o.0
stop trying to rape people yah fs. some people just like to wear braclets >.< yous are all so fucking clueless! stop wasting your time and bosting about how these braclets made you sluts and that the only reason you lost your virginity was cause someone snapped your band, prolly the only way it would happen if your so low that you play this.
ova.

@chezza
You gay arse!!!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaya!!:)

shag ur mum u mother fuker gay boys learn 2 be mature u shud shag ur self bitches

der cool as F**k
iv got 1689 and had nearly all of dem snapped and its fun
ive had all of dem but it dont matter coz yor goin 2 have 2 do sumin anyway wenether u like it or not so im a slut lol
——–hahahahaha:L:LL:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:D:D:D:D:P:P:P:P:P:P
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@shannon
the orange one is a snog and the pink isa love bite

i think u lot need to get a hobby!

black-sex
white-flash ur tits or dick
purple/orange- kiss
green-oral
yellow-hiky
silver-best shag
red-love
baby blue-doggy style
barb wire-toothbrush up your fanny
rainbow-prosturduson
pink- hug
glitter- girls on top
clear- bois on top
brown-orgasem
cream-dilldo
camoflarsh-long lasting
glow in the dark-std/sti
pink sparkle – fuk ur mum

haha u benders say mike hock fast

Dear Santa,For xmas I want:
This is not much so don’t worry

*A WII
*PS3
*shag bands 14 of each colour
*makeup (PILE ONN DA LIPPYGLOSS!!)
*you to not eat my cookies
*£330
*Different colur uggs (not the oringanal)
*Different colour skiiny jeans
*H&M to my self
*to be on tv
*a big luxor mansion (mordern)
*and a coke (diet with lemon on the side)
*morrrrrrrreeeee shag bands

hiya my boy u aryt i gt 21 shag bands break all of them and i sex ya baby i loved it when my boy sexed me it was lovely i am sexy with the shagbands everytime i get them i tell a boy to ri them so he can sex me shag bands r kool because u can sex snap all my bands and we get in bed and we do sex all night

@chezza your funny

Well i have alot of Shagands and in my country
we don’t swear,so if i were you mike hock you will not swear unless if your older.

In my opinion Shagbands do not mean about Sex even some people think they are here are two examples what shagbands mean:

1. Green means blog (you like to blag on people,latest news,gossip etc.)

2. Pink means snog (english for kiss on lips,romance,love,dating.marreied etc.)

Thank you very much i hope you found this interesting.